First Kiss

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Serious, a guy somewhere in the United States, I think in the Pacific Northwest, called the police to report a strange light in the sky.
The police arrived, checked out his claim, and returned to inform the man that it was the moon.

A 68 year old woman called the police to report that her granddaughter refused to get her a beer. That was down south, of course.
She was arrested for domestic assault or something.

A man in Indiana called the police to order a cheeseburger. Nine times.

An upset woman in Florida called 9-1-1 to report that she was stuck in her car, the engine wouldn't start, the automatic windows didn't work, and it was getting really hot inside. The dispatcher advised the woman to unlock the door and get out of the car. She did. :rofl:



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Sadbutambitious's avatar
This was pretty entertaining! :lol: